Hello-
If you are reading this then I have succeeded in manipulating space/time. Please do not disregard this message! It has come to my attention that you are about to be deceived by propaganda from the future. Of course, this message comes from your future but I am referring to an even more distant- and reckless- future. The people of my time have recently been exposed to a form of “audio entertainment” called Edwin & the Orbs.
Many of my people have foolishly brushed off the significance of this propaganda effort from the future future. I, and others like me, have not. We have formed an Alliance to put an end to the deception of the future- the other future, not this future- and to destroy any attempt they may make in reaching you and poisoning your mind with their lies.
The Future Alliance To End the Other Future and Edwin makes two demands of you:
- If you have truly received this message in it’s complete form, please respond immediately so I can know where and when in history you are. This way my team will be able to establish a stronger link between our times and we can send you the necessary data uploads.
- DO NOT INTERACT WITH EDWIN & THE ORBS!!! I can not stress this enough.
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